micromicrocosm:

Modern Madonnas

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

(via i-amtheoutlaw)

14littlejazcicles:

cloaga:

Slytherin wasn’t the only founder to leave a concealed chamber at Hogwarts— before her death, Helga Huffelpuff created a secret room which would help all students, regardless of house affiliation or purity of blood. It’s been called many things throughout the centuries; today it’s known as the Room of Requirement. 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

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1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

fahrlight:

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I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!

(Source: reddit.com, via rowing-to-hogwarts)

thisismyideaofhumor:

I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

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carlospalrner:

Wow what a cute character i wanna see them

SAFE  (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

AT HOME (o ‿ o ✿)

IN A BLANKET (O ‿ O✿)

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psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via airagorncharda)

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

(via leaughan)

trendingly:

Bet you thought it was those puppies again, nope.

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: iamclamu, via i-amtheoutlaw)

This isn’t going to end with us burying the pieces of his body out in the desert, is it?

(Source: teen-wolf)

alexandraerin:

lifewithhimisthis:

samanthabarxx:

I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood

like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right

Soulmates

"Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls."

(via leaughan)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via awordfrommrjandro)

yousaytheydontcare:

"Of course there’s a heaven, honey."

(via new-52)

so here’s the deal.

pwnbypineapple:

ironnman:

amstibovvered:

joss whedon, where is my avengers musical. i know you’ve got it in you. and i know you want it just as bad as i do. i sincerely hope that was part of the contract you just signed. 

PUT THAT SHAWARMA BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN FOR THAT LINE OMG

(Source: mustangscullaaay, via new-52)