davekat:

hectorsalamanca:

"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks

what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore

(Source: lalondes, via pizza)

virused:

jake—from—statefarm:

thefourteenthdoctor:

4gifs:

A magnet falling through a copper pipe

jfc tag your science porn guys


EDDIE CURRENTSSSSS

virused:

jake—from—statefarm:

thefourteenthdoctor:

4gifs:

A magnet falling through a copper pipe

jfc tag your science porn guys

EDDIE CURRENTSSSSS

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itsalwayssummahsomewhere:

Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.

(via pizza)

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

(via forthedreamsofyouth)

#joffrey being a seemingly good guy out of context

(via harryll0yds)

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

(via harryll0yds)

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pkthunda:

pkthunda:

I don’t get it when people ask me why I didn’t tell them I was gay. Like what were you expecting, am I supposed to announce myself every time I walk into a room?

image

The homo has arrived.

(via lgbtlaughs)

nevver:

More from The Portlandia Activity Book

(via acrylicalchemy)

"Sometimes it’s a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence."

David Byrne  (via whitenes-s)

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vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

(via mcarmy-brat)

definitelydope:

Klettur í Höttu (by )

(via leaughan)

chig-let:

cute-overload:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com


will graham’s future wife

chig-let:

cute-overload:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare.
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

will graham’s future wife

(via leaughan)

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via leaughan)

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