"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks
what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore
A magnet falling through a copper pipe
jfc tag your science porn guys
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?
I don’t get it when people ask me why I didn’t tell them I was gay. Like what were you expecting, am I supposed to announce myself every time I walk into a room?
The homo has arrived.
"Sometimes it’s a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence."
David Byrne (via whitenes-s)
We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…
This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare.
will graham’s future wife
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au