"Liberation Wrapper" from Japanese burger joint, Freshness Burger designed to, as the name implies, “liberate” women from the constraints of eating large burgers in public. In Japan, it’s considered rude and extremely unattractive to eat with your mouth wide open—especially if one is female; Freshness Burger figured this was the reason women weren’t ordering their burgers so they got to thinking and whipped out this oddly creative solution to their sales problem.
Admittedly, I initially wrote this off as comically weird until I realized that while I don’t shy away from large burgers, I still tend to cover my mouth when I eat—or even laugh—in public so I can see how this could catch on really, really fast. It’s simple, genius and will probably become the norm in all Western-styled fast food joints in Japan.
The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.
The golden rule.
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*
HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST
This little girl is going places.
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
this guy right here needs a bigger fandom
his little self was charming
he’s cute as a dozen of kittens
dat acting skills though
btw he’s actually hot
and let’s all admit that his joffrey was legen-freaking-dary
just look at this evil little asshole
but he’s the way he is because of this amazing actor
and kneel for the king Jack Gleeson
HE’S LIKE A GIANT PUPPY WHEN HE’S NOT JOFFREY IT’S ADORABLE
- english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
- english is their first language: hte fuckign
Women boxing on a roof, circa 1930s
THIS IS LITERALLY THE RADDEST PHOTO I’VE EVER SEEN
ARE YOU KIDDING